“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.”

-Hank Aaron

“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.”

-Arnold Palmer

“To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.”

-P.G. Wodehouse

“The most important shot in golf is the next one.”

-Ben Hogan

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

-Dean Martin

“Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

-Jack Benny

"If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."

-Jack Lemmon

“While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.”

-Henny Youngmanx

“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.”

-Chi Chi Rodriguez

“One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.”

-Mac O’Grady